Score: 10

"Absolutely Amazing"

submission: Epic War 3

date: July 6, 2009

This is some of the best work on Newgrounds. I was playing this for hours. Everything was exceptionally well done.

I have only one suggestion for Epic War 4: With all the playable characters to chose from, why not make some imbalances; where certain types have special advantage over others, this would add another element of strategy to the game, requiring the player to change our their forces based on who they want to attack, and making them possibly vulnerable to other enemies when defending, which would then make the player think about two kinds of forces, offensive on their turn, and defensive when the computer is playing.

Score: 10

"I just downloaded the Zero Wing rom"

submission: all yor base r blong 2 us

date: July 1, 2009

I remember watching this back in 2001, truly one of the greatest videos ever created. A perfect collision of the awesome techno song, the hilarious engrish, and the works of all those internet nerds.

Score: 7

"Pretty good but"

submission: Zombie Avenger

date: June 26, 2009

I think there's something wrong, I walked to the end of the level, there was a tall building, I went up to it and it put me on top, so I kept walking and then walked out of the game! It just became a black screen. Did I win?

Score: 10

"What hath thine minds wrought?"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: May 15, 2009

I didn't know this existed, I just watched the censored one you posted, and it was so censored that I...well I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS! My eyes are bleeding, my ass is raw! Verily this was the ultimate orgy of homosexuality.

Score: 10

"Great ending."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Detective RPG

date: May 15, 2009

But I'm sure for the sequel the real ending will be revealed... he married her, waited till that old man died, divorced her and took half the inheritance. The sequel could start with him going on vacation when he gets caught up in a mystery, and the only way to find the truth, is to fuck it out.

Score: 9

"very interesting."

submission: Pandemic

date: July 31, 2008

lol, even central Europe is Asia.

Going to have to check out Pan 2.

Score: 6

"wait, what?"

submission: Meet and Fuck My Favorite

date: June 6, 2008

why does it make a typing sound when the character is supposed to be saying something? Are they unable to speak and have to use text to speech programs? Asides, typing sounds are really annoying.

Score: 6

"well"

submission: Magibon MRirian

date: June 5, 2008

I don't know whether I should be yelling at you, or applauding. I hate that wapanese girl soo much. Needs more, I don't know, hurting her.

Score: 9

"oh how nice"

submission: Drop

date: May 16, 2008

I find the baby cry a little brain punchingly loud. But it was a great flash!!! Proof of story trumping animation detail. Favorite part was the street lighting.

Score: 7

"THIS IS MY 101st REVIEW (again, many deleted)"

submission: Crasheroids

date: May 2, 2008

Pretty good simple game. I like the controls and the music. The colors could get more complex, or maybe graphic. But I liked it.