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[Battle City]

hmm,

I remember playing a more complex variable of this game on the Atari in 1984.

[Alpha Assault]

This was addictive but not perfect

It wouldn't let me do the words; "asia" "asian" and "Nepal" those were the only I found. Other than that I loved the game.

likwidgames responds:

Countries are not in the dictionary wordlist that I am using in this game. Oddly enough, the dictionary does not consider them "words", as they are names of countries. That is why you dont find people's names like John, Dave, Mike, etc in the dictionary. Sorry about the confusion

[social studies hw j&m]

I call bollocks

Andrew Jackson was the most badass president ever. Conquered the Indians, conquered the Spanish, conquered the British, shot at a guy in congress just for talking shit about his wife. Survived a duel early on and had the bullet sit next to his heart the rest of his life. Andrew Jackson: Original Gangster.

killaboi12369 responds:

i have to use the bieased opinions of my book, i totally agree lol

[WAR 1776]

Good but...

I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. The only thing that bothers me is that the player is using a gun that didn't exist. There weren't any semi auto rifles or handguns. If you're going to go with a Revolutionary War theme, why not use revolutionary war weapons? You could mix it up by using a combo of pistol and rifle and sword/bayonet.

[Pimping - Dating Simulato]

Number 1 Rule

First of all, congratulations on you drawing my first review in over 2 years. You can feel honored that the legendary Promontorium has stopped by. 2ly the Number 1 Rule to getting girls in the club: Shut up and dance! People don't go to clubs to talk, that's what work is for, duh! And I have had much success with this practice, and I'm not hocking some website either.

[Whack-A-Monkey 1.5]

I Blammed it once, I can do it again

Just like what "Molotov" said, "Now who's eyes are you trying to pull the wool over? Yesterday I was drunk but today I am sober. Now take that to your grave."

AlertAnimations responds:

Well, obviously, you haven't blammed it yet!! Cya later Navy Dude!

["Pimp My Chav!"]

I guess the British won't let this one go

It's just too funny to not protect.

[Wer wird Milliardär?]

LOL

Mutterkuchen

[Saddam on a Mission]

I don't speak the language but Babelfish does.

Es gab Viele Probleme.

[Gollum Soundboard V.1.0!]

So realisttic

The problem with the audio is that its mono. Mono isn't cool, other than that this is a good soundboard, though because its you doing the audio, why not add a couple dozen more soundbytes?