promontorium's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Terminator food a no go]

Watch it fuckfaces!

The intro looks like a blam worthy entry, but then it gets good. You gotta watch out for these blam happy motherfuckers 'cause they are blamming your flash 6 seconds into it, without seeing the funny!

[The Chickens]

I don't know why

I like previews, even if the actual movie never comes about. I don't know why the rules on submitting a flash say "NO PREVIEWS OR TRAILERS" Though I do agree they should be removed after the actual movie comes about. This was funny, that chicken was so damn funny.

[XTC Xtreme]

By far the best clock flash ever

I have no idea why your flash has such a low score. I tried doing flash, it took me 25 minutes to get a stick figure to grow hair for six seconds. This shit must have been at least a couple hours. Anyway I love System of a Down, if this animation were just a bunch of yellow dots going from left to right, I'd still give it a five.

ViceFullbuster responds:

yes,it was 1 hour of hard work and it was worth every second.....especially on weed :)

[-+-Hero-+-]

Collectivist

That's right. I said it.

[LOTRTehFellowship Prelude]

htis ckignfu ucsks

That's nice a bunch of clocks replaced elves dwarves and men in the story, then, without any sense, halfway through, all the clocks disappear and their replacement of middle Earth Creatures is nonexistant.

[What Happened: Rebirth]

MULTI <!

HOLY SHIT!

[Mr. T Vs Unicron]

Great!

The quality is even better than before, I love it!

[Project X Episode 1]

so preliminary

I can't wait for the rest, damn intro stories are always so frustrating. The graphics were excellent.

[Metal Gear (Razoric.com)]

My ass stinks like shit and this movie was funny.

I own Metal Gear for nintendo so I know exactly what's goin' on mothafuckazzz!

[Captain Planet]

I agree with dumbass 182

I have nothing against this clock crap, it accounts for 100% of my accredited blams but what's with all the romanticizing? Holy shit, its as if the clocks saved christmas and new years. Although I do give you credit for glorifying a non profit pro-entertainment organization that is the child of Newgrounds.