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[Magibon MRirian]

well

I don't know whether I should be yelling at you, or applauding. I hate that wapanese girl soo much. Needs more, I don't know, hurting her.

wolfpackvisual responds:

Next time. It will be a collab!

[protect the portal]

Why? (summary too short)

This is the first animation you put through, and you're trying to tell others how to not get blammed?

The irony of all this is too much too name, nearly everything you listed as reasons applies to your flash. Though I do appreciate you acknowledging that really bad animations are spam.

Some other blam factors are hand drawn words in the flash. A good clue to the quality of the animation are the Author's Comments. When they say stuff like "vote fair" or "plz don't blam" it probably will be bad. When they say "I was bored..." 100% blamnation will ensue.

ollie06 responds:

i did all this on purpose to make it funny lol

[Marshie The Mallow]

Very good for a ridiculously short animation.

Don't change it.

ChilliDog responds:

Thank you!
I'm glad someone else agrees that it's not TERRIBLE as a short...a REALLY short.

[Amerika]

Hello

It's hard to keep politics aside when reviewing, that's all you have going for you. Firstly, it was a good animation, not detailed or smooth but effective and mode establishing, worth a 7. Second you didn't deviate from the song very much. The only thing you animated that had nothing to do with the song is Bush blowing himself up. Ramstein never said anything negative about America, that was all you, they were just noting that their Germany has no identity, just like Canada. They don't blame America, nor does Coca Cola have anything to do with you finishing what the September 11 terrorists failed to do, blow up the white house. Good job. I don't care if your American, many "Americans" are the biggest haters of "America".

SauceHelmet responds:

"Please do not vote upon what Rammstein meant by the song! Also, I am American, so do not judge this as a hate flash against the USA. I assure you, It's not."

[Alphin the Spooky: Ep. 2]

loved them both

I hadn't watched the first one until I watched your screw up so it was good for me, then when you fixed it I got to watch the second! This is very good work. Go ahead and toot your horn. I'll give you my "Favorite Animator of the Month Award." How about that? It doesn't come in medal form but I made it up just for you.

professor-fate responds:

Wow. After that last guy kinda put a dent in my ego, you really made my day! It's also great to hear that my "screw-up" actually came to something good!

[Pro-War Rally]

I suppose this was a gain in your return

You invested a specific amount of time into this work. It was very simple, the animation consisted of a line scrolling. It conveyed a very clear message and then you spelled it out in the end. I am am sure you are proud of it. It definitely succeded in reaching it's goal. But as a whole, I just like my Newgrounds animations to have more.

NewEvolution responds:

Precisely.

This wasn't really designed for entertainment purposes, but rather to convey its message succinctly. Glad you were able to take it as what it was and yet review critically and fairly.

Getting its message out to a few Newgroundlings is success enough for me as far as this series is concerned.

[Bank Robbery :-/]

I got a protect point for this, so I'll explain

Normally if the animation is this bad well there really wasn't much animation, or story. But I laughed, it was silly and entertaining. If something makes me laugh, and want to keep watching, I don't care if the animation is bad. In the end it's all about entertainment, and I liked this so much I watched it three times. Now look at how many blams I have I know what crap looks like, I probably single handedly saved this animation. Keep up the good work.

jn responds:

thanks, im glad you found it entertaining, that was what i was going for. but you didnt save it single handedly, it passed with 1.86 after 200 votes

[The Little Match Girl]

Very good

I remember hearing that story in school, at least ten years ago. I never forgot the last part, a part you omitted. The shooting star. Of course it was symbolic of her death, I can understand that it wasn't explained in your animation because there wasn't a narrarator. Anyway I wish you would put it in there.

RegisCartoons responds:

Yeah, of course I was thinking to add this scene, but because of the lack of time I didn't made it - sorry, buddy. Thank you for review ~ !

[AIM Apeshit for America]

Not over the top

I would have figured you were a typical self-loathing hypocrite liberal. Would I have been right? I think yes.

Blackmagic responds:

LETS GO GET US SOME COLOURED FELLARS BUBBA!

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

LOL

You hit the nail on the head with this one, it was simple and very funny.

JujubeLock responds:

I am proud to receive a review from a member of our armed forces. *salute*