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[Battle City]

hmm,

I remember playing a more complex variable of this game on the Atari in 1984.

[social studies hw j&m]

I call bollocks

Andrew Jackson was the most badass president ever. Conquered the Indians, conquered the Spanish, conquered the British, shot at a guy in congress just for talking shit about his wife. Survived a duel early on and had the bullet sit next to his heart the rest of his life. Andrew Jackson: Original Gangster.

killaboi12369 responds:

i have to use the bieased opinions of my book, i totally agree lol

[WAR 1776]

Good but...

I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. The only thing that bothers me is that the player is using a gun that didn't exist. There weren't any semi auto rifles or handguns. If you're going to go with a Revolutionary War theme, why not use revolutionary war weapons? You could mix it up by using a combo of pistol and rifle and sword/bayonet.

[Pimping - Dating Simulato]

Number 1 Rule

First of all, congratulations on you drawing my first review in over 2 years. You can feel honored that the legendary Promontorium has stopped by. 2ly the Number 1 Rule to getting girls in the club: Shut up and dance! People don't go to clubs to talk, that's what work is for, duh! And I have had much success with this practice, and I'm not hocking some website either.

[Whack-A-Monkey 1.5]

I Blammed it once, I can do it again

Just like what "Molotov" said, "Now who's eyes are you trying to pull the wool over? Yesterday I was drunk but today I am sober. Now take that to your grave."

AlertAnimations responds:

Well, obviously, you haven't blammed it yet!! Cya later Navy Dude!

[Wer wird Milliardär?]

LOL

Mutterkuchen

[Saddam on a Mission]

I don't speak the language but Babelfish does.

Es gab Viele Probleme.

[Gollum Soundboard V.1.0!]

So realisttic

The problem with the audio is that its mono. Mono isn't cool, other than that this is a good soundboard, though because its you doing the audio, why not add a couple dozen more soundbytes?