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Well I do k

This wasn't very good. It was about what, 3 seconds of animation looped?

Definitely a new favorite

I just got done watching all your Ackbar movies, they ROCK!! Very well done sir. I applaud your work. Some of the funniest flashes on Newgrounds.

I will review this constructively

If you want to go farther than the obituary then you need more. More what you ask? More everything. There is only one sound effect, there is only a few seconds of animation. There is only one character design, with only several color variations. There is a minimal background and foreground. The only communication is a "wtf". There is no plot, nor any special effects that make up for lack of plot. Essentially it lacks intrigue, a reason for a person to want to watch it. Newgrounds users often feel offended when watching movies like this. They believe the person submitting the animation did so as an insult. Please take into consideration this information.

Astonishing, astounding, amazing, outstanding!

Yes well, I too was and still am a "weirdo". This is quality work. Make money off of it, that's your next step, if you aren't already, I am positive you can.

HA HA HA!!!!!!

That's the most corny thing I've seen this year.

It doesn't have sound

you need to get the sound on there.

Hello

It's hard to keep politics aside when reviewing, that's all you have going for you. Firstly, it was a good animation, not detailed or smooth but effective and mode establishing, worth a 7. Second you didn't deviate from the song very much. The only thing you animated that had nothing to do with the song is Bush blowing himself up. Ramstein never said anything negative about America, that was all you, they were just noting that their Germany has no identity, just like Canada. They don't blame America, nor does Coca Cola have anything to do with you finishing what the September 11 terrorists failed to do, blow up the white house. Good job. I don't care if your American, many "Americans" are the biggest haters of "America".

SauceHelmet responds:

"Please do not vote upon what Rammstein meant by the song! Also, I am American, so do not judge this as a hate flash against the USA. I assure you, It's not."

loved them both

I hadn't watched the first one until I watched your screw up so it was good for me, then when you fixed it I got to watch the second! This is very good work. Go ahead and toot your horn. I'll give you my "Favorite Animator of the Month Award." How about that? It doesn't come in medal form but I made it up just for you.

professor-fate responds:

Wow. After that last guy kinda put a dent in my ego, you really made my day! It's also great to hear that my "screw-up" actually came to something good!

I suppose this was a gain in your return

You invested a specific amount of time into this work. It was very simple, the animation consisted of a line scrolling. It conveyed a very clear message and then you spelled it out in the end. I am am sure you are proud of it. It definitely succeded in reaching it's goal. But as a whole, I just like my Newgrounds animations to have more.

NewEvolution responds:

Precisely.

This wasn't really designed for entertainment purposes, but rather to convey its message succinctly. Glad you were able to take it as what it was and yet review critically and fairly.

Getting its message out to a few Newgroundlings is success enough for me as far as this series is concerned.

I got a protect point for this, so I'll explain

Normally if the animation is this bad well there really wasn't much animation, or story. But I laughed, it was silly and entertaining. If something makes me laugh, and want to keep watching, I don't care if the animation is bad. In the end it's all about entertainment, and I liked this so much I watched it three times. Now look at how many blams I have I know what crap looks like, I probably single handedly saved this animation. Keep up the good work.

jn responds:

thanks, im glad you found it entertaining, that was what i was going for. but you didnt save it single handedly, it passed with 1.86 after 200 votes

21 years? lololololol I'm old. :(

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