promontorium's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Console Wars Part 1]

Yes

I have have searched these Newgrounds for many weeks, upon my quest I have seen much crap and attempted to blam it, fearing the next viewer may be subjected to it. I say this now, all hail Nate Craddock. Attention to detail is perfection unto itself.

[Super Console Wars Part 2]

Yes

This is so beautiful. may nations fall, and the maening be lost before this goes away.

[Mr.T Vs SuperCom & Damien]

go Mr. T!

I am too late to see 1 and 3 but believe you me I love Mr. T! The Mr. T vs. series was excellent, I thought they were hella funny. Regardless of how much this particular cartoon sucked, which wasn't too much, I gave it a five, in your face suckas! I raised this shit from a 2.30 to a 2.33!

[EVILDAVE TV - Gun Control]

I hate Rosie O' Donnell

uh, no. This was either a pro-gun psycho's doing, or an anti-gun's mockery. Either way as long as Rosie O'Donnell dies in the process, it's all good.

[The Legacy of Gun Control]

Well done

The quality was most excellent. If only certain people weren't so ignorant, that they waste review space incoherantly blathering. I AM FROM CALIFORNIA. THE FUCKS IN CHARGE WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOMS, MY GUN, AND MY MONEY. I am also a member of the California Rifle and Pistol Association. I own a gun. Fuck you biggest-dickhead. I'll blow your fucking head off if you get near my state with your warped perception of liberalism(a.k.a. evil). John this was a good pro-gun movie.

[Old Lady Gets Killed]

bravisimo?

That old Italian bitch got what she deserved. Did you see that crazy look in her eyes?

[Resident Evil: Flash Edn]

My review is shorter than my title.

Maniac Mansion kicked ass.