promontorium's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Supermarket]

Well drawn

Yeah seeing as how "individual armament" is legal, and anybody can go but a gun, I can understand how people all have them and shoot everyone else at the drop of a dime. It sucks, but that's the way it goes, I mean I used to carry a knife all over the place for maintenance work, then one day I heard a "shink" sort of noise, and ended up sliting some four year olds throat, then his mom went at me with her knife, so I HAD to shank her. Well at that point everyone was slashing at everyone else, as if humans had no ability of cognitive thinking, I'm just glad we have God, who invented all our computers.

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

LOL

You hit the nail on the head with this one, it was simple and very funny.

JujubeLock responds:

I am proud to receive a review from a member of our armed forces. *salute*

[Claveman Ep. 1/5]

Wow!

I gave this entry a five, raising its score, and giving me level 10!

I Will definitely view all your other submitions.

[College University pt 8]

excellent

This was outstanding. I think some of the others were better, but your quality of work is so high I cannot compare it to average submissions. I have loved your series for nearly two years now.

[Legend of Legion: Ep. 1]

ok

I have some constructive criticism, it was too slow, speed it up. 2. It did not make sense. 3. Since I don't animate I can only say what's wrong plot-wise. I am a writer, but nobody on Newgrounds gives a shit about that. Now for some destructive criticism; Bang! Boom! Splash! Ka-Pow!

[Lost Head!]

It was good

I can't believe you made that "Explodeing crap" flash, which by the way is what brought me to here. You noticed that old reviews referred to DBZ, one of those reviews was from me, I remember the flash, it was just some DBZ character building up some energy ball, and the background music went on for five more minutes. I have no fucking clue as to how the reviews for that piece of shit got tacked onto your "Expodeing" shit. Did you change the flash, is this Newgrounds fault, my head is about to do some "Explodeing".

[What if Hitler Lived?]

How's this for a review?

It was OK. Don't worry nobody will take this seriously, or if they do what would that mean? How do you take something completely silly seriously? Its self defeating.

[Dude, I'll Catch You]

beautiful

This was amazing. Holy shit it was good. Fuck the fucking blamers. The only thing you could do to make this better is to not submit it on Newgrounds, because these fucks don't deserve to see it.

[anti strawberry_clock II]

Yeah!

I love it, I have a Mauser too!